Please join me in welcoming Evan's first tooth

Approximate date I started blaming all of Evan's crankiness and general discontent on teething:
June 1, 2004

Actual date Evan's first tooth broke through:
December 30, 2004

Number of times I gave Evan Tylenol or Motrin because I was sure this had to be it and the tooth would be appearing at any moment:
countless

Number of times I gave Evan Tylenol or Motrin when the tooth was actually causing him pain:
none

Aren't you impressed at how much better I am at this parenting thing the second time around?