If there was any doubt I was losing it here, this should clear things up quite nicely

God bless ye cheery FedEx man, who brings me things each day,
The thought of going to the mall, it fills me with dismay
You've made my life much easier, but this I have to say

O next year, I'll pay for the gift wrap (just 4 bucks more)
Yes, next year I'll pay those stores to wrap